This one is free to enter, however you can only enter if you've never received any money whatsoever for your writing unless it was prize money. Which puts me out.

http://www.invisibleink.org.uk/current_competition.html

Puts me out as well then, I was paid a few times for poems, years ago.

Bummer. That's a stupid rule!

Yeah, it's not like we're actually making money from writing!

Exactly.

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